Welcome to Pencey!

The Experience of a Lifetime.

Life at Pency Prep is full of phony's.

Ever since 1888, we've been lying and treating most of our students like complete trash. Some of our students view this school as a prison. And we agree with them!


  • Most of our staff are stupid and phony.
  • All of the students that come here are really stupid.
  • We don't care about anything.
  • There are phony's everywhere!
  • We provide students with the worst food possible!
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