Utensil of Writing

Unhappy Butler Pen Co.

Everyone Has One

The Utensil of Writing is the best pen on the market, that's why everyone has one.
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Easy to Use

The Utensil has an easy way to uncap it. All you have to do is slam the pen on something, and the cap will pop right off! This move is so fun and popular, people all over the country have started a craze called "Pen Off." Everyone loves it!

Unbreakable

The Utensil is unbreakable. You can sit on it, burn it, and set explosions to it, but it will not break!