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Symbol: E
Atomic Mass: 58 Kg
Discovered By: Mrs. Randolph of JiuJiang, China
Occurrence: Rich deposits found in orchestra room, skateboarding and painting.
Low deposits in a classroom or library.

Physical Properties

  • Surface is olive, dark brown hair with brown eyes.
  • Boils when people are ignorant.
  • Melts when gets good grades on tests.
  • Can cause sadness if it didn't get enough sleep.

Specimens can be found in various states:

  1. Happy when it is cold and raining.
  2. Angry when forced to do large amounts of homework.
  3. Scared when left alone.

Chemical Properties

  • Is repelled by hot weather.
  • Is attracted to cold weather.
  • May explode spontaneously if lied to.
  • Requires copious amounts of Chinese food and music.
  • Is inert if tired.
  • Is impervious to laziness.