Date Me:

An exploration into a healthy relationship by Kevyn Smith

Yays and Nays

Things I seek in a partner


  1. Funny
  2. Caring/Kind
  3. Enjoys rain and staying indoors
  4. Dislikes white "chocolate"
  5. Has a pleasant voice


Things I avoid in a partner


  1. Perpetual state of anger
  2. Overly-flirtatious
  3. A voice that sounds like a pterodactyl screeching, while it runs its talons down a chalkboard
  4. Overly-attached
  5. Does not like my friends/family

The Dream Date

The perfect date would take place during a lightly drizzling evening. My partner and I would then get together, both in sweatshirts and pants (or whatever is comfortable), and we would watch a movie. The movie we would watch would be some B-list movie that both of us could make fun of. Afterwards, we would play Connect-Four and Uno and then that would be the end.

Quotes on Love

My Quote: "Love is like air, it's all around us, but we can't see it, so it's impossible to tell when it is there until it is gone."


Famous Quote: "Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." -Franklin P. Jones