The Weekly Woomy
Issue 3: The Holidays are Young
Halls? Decked. Presents? Checked.
Nonsense of the Week
Smashin' Smash Hat Giveaway!
By the way, the hat will be a mystery!
Get ripped the easy way!
Sudden Realisation - The Elemental Internet
Rethinking the Days of the Week
The 'tue' in Tuesday sounds like two, so it is the second day of the week.
Wednesday has 'nes' in it, so that's the day to play some old-school Nintendo NES games.
Thursday has 'urs' in it, so that day belongs to you and no-one else.
Friday has the letter 'i' in it, which is the 3rd vowel, meaning that there are 3 days until Monday.
Saturday has 'turd' in it.
Sunday has 'sun' in it, and it is the last day of the week, so it represents sunset.