John Bukovac

Colloquially known as "Guy with the scooter."


If You Didn't See Me (Then You Weren't On The Dancefloor ) DATA Remix by JR JR

Definitely true facts about me:

  • Professional puma suplexer.
  • Once busted a sick kickflip over Dennis Rodman.
  • Sold my soul for my luscious golden locks.
  • Was almost cast as Ron Swanson, but gave the part to Nick Offerman to focus on running my puma suplexing dojo.

Okay for real though:

  • Born April 22, 1997
  • From Kent, Ohio (About a 50 minute drive OR an 11 hour walk if you're feeling frisky)
  • Music ed major, saxophone primary
  • Been playing since 5th grade, so about 8 years.
  • Played alto, tenor, and bari saxes throughout high school concert and jazz bands, though primary instrument is alto.
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My life


I have two parents, an older half brother, and a younger brother.
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My younger brother, Paul, seen in his natural habitat

I'm not posting a photo of my parents because

1. I don't have any pictures of them with me.

2. It's a little early in this relationship for you guys to meet my parents, isn't it?

More (subjectively) fun facts

  • I performed in high school theater for four years. I was in 4 plays and 4 musicals, and even briefly considered majoring in theater or musical theater.
  • Held lead roles in both shows senior year, and won the Best Lead Actor award for both shows as well.
  • Also was in show choir senior year (that was interesting.)
  • I've been called a hipster many times throughout my life.
  • Very diverse musical tastes.
  • Write my own music and hope to perform it someday for a living.
  • I collect records (vinyl records, for the particularly unclear.)
  • Bon Jovi is my archnemesis.
  • I have, in fact, had short hair.

In closing...

This wouldn't be complete without an embarrassing photo. So, I present, the single greatest photo from the Walsh Jesuit Harmony Gold Show Choir 2015 season ever taken...
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