CASEE Potluck & District Update
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OPTIONAL THEME: Crazy Holiday Hair (or Hat)!
And now for some corny jokes (back by popular demand)...
A: They ride an icicle!
Q: What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!
Q: What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
A: Nice gnawing you!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why did the turkey join the holiday band?
A: Because he heard he had amazing drumsticks!
Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A; A Holly Davidson!
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
Q: What happened to the man who stole the Advent Calendar?
A: He got 25 days!
Please Note: Christmas is canceled this year. Apparently you told Santa you'd been "good all year" and he died laughing!
...Oh c'mon, you know you'll repeat a few. :)