CASEE Potluck & District Update

Please join us!

Thursday, December 17th at Noon

In the Staff Development Room.

Please bring something yummy to share!

OPTIONAL THEME: Crazy Holiday Hair (or Hat)!

And now for some corny jokes (back by popular demand)...

Q: How do snowmen get around?
A: They ride an icicle!

Q: What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!

Q: What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
A: Nice gnawing you!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: Why did the turkey join the holiday band?
A: Because he heard he had amazing drumsticks!

Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A; A Holly Davidson!

Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

Q: What happened to the man who stole the Advent Calendar?
A: He got 25 days!

Please Note: Christmas is canceled this year. Apparently you told Santa you'd been "good all year" and he died laughing!

...Oh c'mon, you know you'll repeat a few. :)