child for sale

10,000,000.00

This child is available for purchase right now.

For the very low price of just $10,000,000.00 you can purchase this child. She's a hard worker who will provide you with comic relief and can even make you that perfect cup of coffee to get you going in the morning. With loving care, proper food and a shower a day, she will be good to go.

contact us now and we will throw in her pet hamser for just 29.99 more

more info

warning this child come with minor allergies, asthma, weakness and attitude.
we're located on 1234th st. on Mississauga
find ever more info on our wed site www.this is not real.com

our child is prefect for your family chores.