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"You were born a queen, it's in your DNA."
Nefertari Takes the Stage!
Hatshepsut’s Tomb was Robbed! The Chase is On!
Hatshepsut, the famous, female pharaoh was put to rest over two hundred years ago, and recently her tomb has been robbed. Now we don't know for sure which mummy Hatshepsut is. There are two that we are unsure about. Those disrespectful criminals are going to be hearing from Anubis! How dare they rob hatshepsut’s tomb, this brave female heroin is now all alone in her tomb with no objects to help her in the afterlife! Poor thing, however, Hatshepsut has already proven herself as a brave and daring woman, so there is no doubt that she will get through any obstacles!
Nefertiti's Art Craze!
BREAKING NEWS! Hatshepsut was not the REAL pharaoh!
THE GREAT PYRAMIDS TOP HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!
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Worried Commoner Advice
Please help me! Sometimes I don’t think that a girl should be ruling Egypt. Don’t get me wrong, she really tries to be a man, but she is really falling short.
- Worried Commoner
Dear Worried Commoner,
You need to really believe in your king. Even though she is a girl she deserves the same respect you have given the other kings. She does so much for you. She even wears fake beards to show that women can do anything. Every man in her life has been trying to take the thrown away from her. When she was a little girl, she grew up being promised the thrown. But, the men tried to take that away from her. She had to be patient and has finally taken the thrown as your rightful leader. She is a woman and owns it.
Ramses II Advice
Oh my gosh! I Have 100 wives!! I AM GOING TO DIE! My one love is Nefretari and it always will be! What if she doesn’t like me?
Dear Distraught King,
Tell your love how you feel. You will never have another chance again after you die! If you really love her and she really loves you, then you guys were meant to be. You got this, be a man and do this.
Please help! I don't know what to do. My father promised me to be pharaoh...but now he is gone to the afterlife. No one will listen to me. Women should be pharaoh too. I am, so anyone can be. The priests are telling me to marry my half brother! What shall I do?
Dear Confused "Pharaoh",
You should tell them what your father really said. If they don't understand, drastic measures may have to be taken to serve your father. The priests should understand you. I know I would.
I love my Pharaoh. He is picturing me in his many sculptures and portraits. Though, I'm afraid, I don't know what to do in return for him. I want to do something precious that he will never forget. What should I do for him? Maybe you will know.
Dear Loving Queen,
I'm also afraid you cannot do anything for him. Just him seeing you will make his day. Tell him you love him and that will be the best gift. Tell him what you told me. Tell him you'll never leave his side.
-Ramses II (About Nefertari)
"Nefertari Meryetmut, my beautiful wife, for whom the sun shines, I dedicate thee sacred [tomb?], to her. Her of the two [o lands], may she (live!)"
"God's wife she is, blessed with beauty open thee hathor. She shall always live as the sun, for she has warmed my heart. With her passing, only thee radiance Hathor had giving Nefertari Meryetmut, Mistress of [lower and upper egypt]"
-Ramses II (About Nefertari)
Secret Insider: Does Nefertiti Really Enjoy the Change in the Law?
Sunny, hot, and absolutely droopy! Just like every day!
No wind, no crazy, blowing sand!
Winter in Egypt
Get ready for the HOTTEST winter in Egypt!