Jokes
Protons, Neutrons, Electrons, , Nucleus, and Matter
Atoms
Never trust an atom they make up everything...!
Protons
What do you call a proton with big hair??
A froton
Nucleus
An electron was in love with the nucleus, so what did the electron say to the nucleus? Baby my world revolves around you.
Matter
Potatoes have skin, you have skin.
Potatoes have matter, you have matter.
Do you see a coincidence... I think not!