Jokes

Protons, Neutrons, Electrons, , Nucleus, and Matter

Electrons

If electricity comes from electrons, than morality must come from morons....


Atoms

Never trust an atom they make up everything...!

Protons

What do you call a proton with big hair??


A froton

Nucleus

An electron was in love with the nucleus, so what did the electron say to the nucleus? Baby my world revolves around you.


Matter

Potatoes have skin, you have skin.

Potatoes have matter, you have matter.

Do you see a coincidence... I think not!

Guaranteed to make you laugh:)