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Need somewhere to be?

Need somewhere to be?

For all of you who need to be somewhere, and out of time? don't want to drive, fly, or walk?, then we can answer all of your conundrums with our translating(teleporting) device. Powering on purely nothing, you don't need to have fancy batteries, or a specific object we can get you anywhere. And since it's portable you can take it anywhere you want. from the airport, a forest, your pocket, a mansion, a rocketship, or anywhere else. you can use it anywhere you want to be, when you want to be, from where you want to be, it's all your decision. With the world's first tele-porter. this product can emit your self across the globe with our mechanism apparatus machine.

Our convenience

Since we get you anywhere any time, our convenience is in beatable, because no shoes can run fast enough, no car can drive far enough, than our devices. But of course things can break down and then things can go wrong, and both of those cost a lot of money. So of course things can always turn around in your favor with a specific kind of insurance of course, with lots and lots of money. Near a $250,000,000,000,000,000,000 a year insurance policy contract, you need quite a bit of dough. And some side effects may vary from from nausea, fatigue, organ failure, dizziness, headache, stomach ache, amnesia, loss of vision, loss of taste, loss of smell, hallucinations, suicidal thoughts or actions.

We are the Translaters

Come here for the best tele-porters in town, in Nuuk, Greenland of course.

Translating the World

we've begun a charity, that uses 20% of our funds, to help anyone anywhere, for any problems they may have. Let's say a famous star, like Mayweather, is complaining about their insurance on his Bugati, we'll give him what he needs. Or if a man is dyeing in India we'll put him back together. And with out buying any of out devices you can directly send us an envelope full of cash straight to Nuuk, Greenland.
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