Have you ever been dead tired?
And there's not a pillow in sight?
Well not anymore!
For the low price of $29.95,
the Hibernation Hoodie can be yours!
Pull the strings once, and the hood inflates!
Pull twice, and the hood deflates!
Sold in department stores near you!
Or order online!
For ages 7+
The Hibernation Hoodie comes in all sizes and any color. A comfortable, inflatable pillow is built into the hood. All you have to do is pull the hoodie's strings once and you can enjoy the snug feeling of your bed anywhere.