The Incredible Volcano Race
Join the race through the center of a live volcano!
Not Coming June 24th!
Don't join us June 24th in Honolulu, Hawaii at the Residence Building, Rm. 328 for the beginning of a bicycle race through the heart of an active volcano! Your hair will catch fire and your bike will melt in this exciting race! First to the finish line receives a box of chocolate! Third place prize is $80,000 in cash. There is no second place prize. In fact, there are no prizes at all because this flyer was written for a school project. Thank you.
Event Information
The Incredible Volcano Race, Year 32
This event will not take place at this time and date! Good luck and have fun
When?
Sunday, Jun 24, 2057, 12:00 AM
Where?
Honolulu, HI 129 Street Road
Order Of Events
- 12:00 am--Gathering in room 328 of the Resident Building. Sign up here. Cake will be served.
- 12:30 am--Rules will be gone over and all questions answered. No philosophy aloud here.
- 5:15 am--Time to get to the starting line!
- 5:30 am--Starting shot will be fired
- 9:45 am--Doughnuts and tea will be served to those who survive their ride through lava.
- 10:30 am--Award ceremony
Mount Orodruin Erupting
This is the volcano in full explosive glory.
A Happy Biker
A biker in the Incredible Volcano Race
More Bikers
More bikers in the Incredible Volcano Race
About Us
We are a nonexistent organization who specialize in pyrotechnics and events that have to do with fire. We have no phone number or email address because we are...NONEXISTENT.
Email: NONEXISTENT@gmail.com
Website: www.nonexistent.com
Location: 888 East Road Street, City, AR, USA
Phone: (999) 999-9999
Event Information
Incredible Volcano Race Funerals!
Come to the Sanchez Funeral Home in New South Wales, Australia to mourn those who died in the Incredible Volcano Race! Snacks are provided as well as a large assortment of beverages!
When?
Friday, Jul 13, 2057, 07:00 PM
Where?