St. Patricks day
It's just around the corner
What day is it you ask
March 17 is the day of the Irish
Is there a parade?
Why yes there is two actually; the regular St. Patrick's Day parade and the Snake Saturday Parade
What does this day celebrate you ask
It celebrates about how St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland.
How big is this Irish day to us
It is so big that some people miss school to come to it
What can I do to celebrate you ask
Wear festive clothes and hats
How do I know all this stuff
Because I am Irish
(P.S. since I'm short you can call me a leprechaun)