A COMPRIMISE?

Constitutional Promises

THEY DON'T COUNT

The states have finally come to an agreement with one another and said though that though we can't count the slaves as a whole person to boost our population count, we can count them as three fifths. Pastor Author is happy to report that his slaves will be contributing to make this country a better place

CHRISTIANS AND QUAKERS ALIKE

There's now a religious tolerance law that says that we can't discriminate against one another based upon religion. So now anyone who wants to come to our lovely state of Virginia can happily come here.

AND THE AMENDMENTS BEGIN

Federalists, those who are for this crazy new Constitution and Anti-Federalists, those who are for keeping our lovely Articles of the Confederation, are finally coming to a compromise with something rumored to be called the Bill of Rights.

EDITORIALS FROM OUR GREAT LEADERS

GEORGE WASHINGTON

"As the President of the new Constitutional Congress I am overly joyed to have it finally ratified between us Federalists and the anti-Federalists and I cannot wait until this amazing concept is enacted."

THOMAS JEFFERSON

"Contrary to our great "president", I don't share the same opinion [as him] I think that the Articles of Confederation did us just fine and I'm sure the citizens of America are doing just fine not having to pay taxes"