Cougar Tales
Sparkman Middle School News
This is not real
this is a first edition of this online flyer.
Other News
6th Grade Student Spotlight- Poderick Reebles
This student has shown outstanding FAILURES.
7th Grade Student Spotlight- Knrandon Bight
This student has showed an exceptional amount of FAILURES.
8th Grade Student Spotlight-Rimothy Mousseau
This student has shown multiple high quality FAILURES.
Other News
6th Grade Teacher of the Weak- Mr. Reebles
This teacher is not related to Poderick Reebles.
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT
This teacher has taught students just like him, weak.
7th Grade Teacher of the Average- Mr. Bight
This teacher is not related to Knrandon Bight.
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT
This teacher has taught students of an average strength.
8th Grade Teacher of the Strong- Mr. Mousseau
This teacher is not related to Rimothy Mousseau.
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT
This teacher has taught strong students.
Joke of the Day With Roddie Peebles
What do you call a cop in bed? An undercover cop
This is a terrible joke.
Weekly Fail With Knrandon Bight
Failed at rehearsing a fail.
Impersonation of the Week With Rimothy Mousseau
Failed impersonation of LeShawn.
Event Information
Baseball Tournament
This tournament exists.
When?
Friday, Apr 11, 2014, 08:15 PM
Where?
Sparkman Middle School, Carters Gin Road, Toney, AL, United States
Event Information
8th Grade Dance
When?
Thursday, May 22, 2014, 06:00 PM
Where?