Pencey Prep
Molding boys into fine young phonies
Background
Pencey Preparatory School has been around since 1888, or whatever, molding boys into fine young men ready for colleges and life outside the classroom. We also specialize in making students into phonies, as well as how to manipulate someone into doing your homework for you. Our athletic department contains one of the most annoying fencing teams in the whole damn world. Also, our football team consists of the biggest phonies at Pencey all gathered into one stadium, thus anywhere else is most likely a better place to be. Of course if our football team does not win, we should jump off a cliff or something, since that's most important at Pencey. Outside all this depressing, egotistical environment, there is some secret fraternity our some crap like that, which you can join, and have a "swell time",but of course you have to be cool.
Education!!!
Education at Pencey Prep turns our students into more then knowledgable young men, besides the fact the jocks make our nerds do all the work for them. So basically we don't have a real education.
Sports!!!
Fencing, football, etc... All ways to obtain elite ranking in the social hierarchy of this school. If your don't play sports here your basically nothing, (laughing), but it's ok, because if you do enough work for a jock you can be at least something socially maybe. (More laughing)
Social experiences!!!
The relationship between jocks a.k.a people, and everything thing else is relatively non existent but we like to say it is because I guess it helps our school. I guess I'm basically obligated to say that we have some sort of equality at Pencey Prep, but we don't. (more laughing). In the end you either end up as a loser who is self traumatized of humiliation and depression, or you end up as a narcissistic jock with no knowledge what so ever!.