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EXTRA! EXTRA! COW FARTS REPORTING TO BURN DOWN FARMS!

Yes its true, though gross. Cows are dangerous! Who would've thought! Anyway its simple. Cows have toxic sneezes.... Oh... Were talking about farts? Well then, its still simple. Cows... Um you know.... release gas from there behinds. The resulting gas burns down farms. This was the case in Texas when a small farm burnt down. The cows and farmer made it out... But not the muffins... This tragedy goes to show... Hold in your farts.

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3 Cow Facts to end the day

Did you know cows and camels are cousins? BeefMaster is really a type of cow? The cow with the longest horns are 8 ft apart? No you didn't, but you do now! Your almost a cow expert! Hope you enjoyed!