Pencey Prep


Pansy Prep School

This school is like no other, really NO other.

Did I mention the Memorial Center? It's great, especially when you're feeling depressed or lonely..

Every student comes with a hygiene set. You know, just in case.

Phony rich kids are who we "teach"

Reasons to NOT come here

1) We have terrible food.

2) Everybody has nasty hygiene.

3) Do you need another?

Please, don't come.

If you want, but you'll regret it, you really will.