Pencey Prep
Eh
Pansy Prep School
This school is like no other, really NO other.
Did I mention the Memorial Center? It's great, especially when you're feeling depressed or lonely..
Every student comes with a hygiene set. You know, just in case.
Phony rich kids are who we "teach"
Stradlater
Here's an example of one of our students. Throws punches any which way. He's quite the roomate. He'll come home with a girl every night if he could.
Ackley
One of our.. 'finest'(I'm using that loosely).. students. He gracefully picks at his nose, and makes sure you're looking.
Mr. Spencer
He's uh.. something. He does smell of Vicks Vapor Rub in class, all the time. Really, a lovely site. Old Spencer, always so enthusiastic about EVERYTHING, definitely so.
Reasons to NOT come here
1) We have terrible food.
2) Everybody has nasty hygiene.
3) Do you need another?
Please, don't come.
If you want, but you'll regret it, you really will.
Website: wedonthaveone.co?
Location: Somewhere in Pennsylvania
Phone: 18753272666
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Twitter: @nosocialnetwork