Hes not about that life
He doesnt eat the booty like groceries thats not how its supposed to be. He is Uranus man. With the "explosive" power from Uranium restored through "Nemo touching the butt".
His secret identity? Its a secret you pleb. Fine his name Ben Dover. Hes a black market dealer selling nukes to the isis. But once night comes he kickes theyre booties and gets the nukes back.
Gunther - Ding Dong Song