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Need a weather update?It looks like a huge storm is coming in. There will be lost of rain. Good for the farmers!... HA, HA, HA. Make sure you are under cover. There will be a small chance of lightning, with a little bit of wind. Make sure you are not traveling anywhere out of Egypt.
What Are Your Kids Doing This Summer?
Chess, mancala, senet, and circle dance. We even have more to keep them hip and young! You only have to pay 3 Shekels of silver a week. Just come down to "Egypt's Fast Summer!"
Our Pharaoh, Hatshepsut
"I will put a beard on. Besides, my daddy told me as a small child, I would grow up to become pharaoh, and I don't care what anyone has to say! Leave me alone and get out of my way!"
We have a special summer deal going. If you come down this week you can get all jewlery for only 1 shekel of silver per piece! So join us at Egyptian Magic Accessories.
Inside the Tomb & Aftelife
" We like to make sure that everyone has a very special afterlife. We must make sure everyone is mummified. We must take out all of their organs in order to mummify the body. Everyone will be buried with prised possessions. I can not say any more. You may figure the rest out in your afterlife." - Priest Kek.
Save the Date: Egyptian Carnival
Friday, Jan. 30th, 10:30am
On Parkarika Street
Look At All These New Paintings!!!!