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BANQUO FOUND DEAD
MACDUFF FAMILY KILLED
Dear King Macbath, This is a very hard decision to make. I would advise you not to do such an act as it will lead to a life of emotional distress and misery. I know of a "friend" that once did this and he now sees his best friend's ghost every where he goes and is constantly paranoid that someone is out to get him.
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Doctor of Physic has agreed to provide us an inside exclusive on the recently exposed dangers of sleep walking. According to the doctor, many subjects will begin to talk in their sleep even revealing incriminating details. One anonymous patient even revealed information about her role in the murder of a high ranking government official! Doctor of Physic confided with us that a sleep walking person is capable of immense harm to both themselves and others. The doctor has revealed that some for his cases involved candles, knifes, and pikes! The doctor recommends that everyone removes potential dangers from their bed room such as but not limited to weapons, fire, animals, children, and nosy servants.
Heard it in the Hall
"What he hath lost, noble Macbeth hath won"-King Duncan
"Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here"- Lady Macbeth
"That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold"-Lady Macbeth
"What will you do? Lets not consort with them: to show an unfelt sorrow is an office"- Malcolm
"As the weird woman promised, and I fear thou play'dst most foully for't"- Banquo
"Thou canst not say I did it: never shake they gory locks at me"- Macbeth
"How did you dare to trade and traffic with Macbeth"- Hectate
"Who can impress the forest, bid the tree unfix his earth-bound root?"-Macbeth
"Wisdom! to leave his wife, to leave his babes, his mansion and his titles, in a place from whence he does fly?"- Lady Macduff
"Despair thy charm, and let the angel whom thou still hast served tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb untimely ripp'd"- Macduff
Well snooping peasants, that is all for this fortnight, join us next time for Scotland's juiciest gossip.