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Stuff
The old man was riding his bicycle down the street, and looked through his binoculars
and saw that there was an antitoxin in the bush at his neighbor's house. They were
semisweet chocolate chips to cure his sweet tooth. He walked over to the box and
grabbed it with his prosthetic hand. There was a large symbol with a tricycle on it, that
looked almost as if it had a distorted face on it. He opened the box with confidence and
ate nonstop until he had extraordinarily gained fifty pounds. He started yelling out
synonyms and ran into a wall. He knew that he had made a mistake when he looked up
to see an extraterrestrial staring down at him from his distracting green face. Then the
old man did a dance move combo that stunned the alien so much that he exploded.
Green triangles demolished the area because of the explosion. The old man ran back
home, covered in gooey green slime. He nonchalantly strolled to his house, and decided
to take a nap at an old moss tree. It was to his misfortune that the tree fell down and
pinched his pinky toe toenail. He whined for a little bit, but got over it after a while. He
thought that it would be fun to play trivia on his phone, but he was wrong because he
got every question wrong. After a little bit, he finally arrived at his house, but he wasn't
in luck because he was abducted by aliens soon after, and was never heard of again.