My Modest Proposal
Getting rid of homelessness so we all may live a better life
The Problem
The Proposal
The Plan
The Advantages
For first, all of the homeless will learn to be self sufficient. Living on their own they will be able to learn how to survive and not be lazy. People will look up to them because they will be traveling through space, just like real astronauts.
Secondly, In the U.S., muggings will decrease drastically. Since the majority of people who steal and mug others to survive will be shipped off to the moon, there will be less people who do it. Along with muggings, the number of drug and alcohol related crimes will decrease. The law enforcement wont have to waste their time with helpless law breakers anymore; they can focus more on more important matters.
Thirdly, the government will finally be able to stop funding homeless programs and shelters. With all of the extra money the government saves they will be able to spend it on causes that actually help people in the U.S. Not only will the government have more money, but so will the hard working tax payers due to the tax cuts that will occur from eliminating homeless shelters and programs.
Fourthly, volunteers at homeless shelters and other homeless programs will be able to spend their time volunteering for better causes. Being surrounded by dirty, smelly, uneducated, individuals who are lazy and addicted to hard drugs and alcohol can be extremely tiring and even traumatizing. Those volunteers have been suffering too long, and for what reason? Trying to change people who refuse to give any effort back.