Jesusium
Material Safety & Data Sheet
Basic Facts
Name - Jesusium
Symbol - Je
Atomic Mass - 19 Kg
Discoverers - Jose de Jesus Leon & Alicia Leon
Occurrence - Masive amounts at 426 Malden Dr but very scarce depostis at the mallPhysical Properties
Surface Properties: Brown surface with black hair and brown eyes
Boils when people don't use common sense
Melts if all work is done and there is nothing else to do
Can cause agitation if no one is being helpful
Becomes stubborn and unyielding when I think i'm right
Chemical Properties
Is repelled by monkeys
Is attracted to good food
May explode spontaneously if homework isn't finished
Requires copious amounts of milk
Will repel highly talkative people
Is impervious to headaches