Torpedo For Sale!
Asking price of 10k candy canes
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This product will solve all your war problems! Built by Robert Whitehead in 1866 you can get it powered by many thing such as compressed air, and electricity! First tried by David Bushnell it is sure to send your enemies running scared! This product is named after a fish family called torpedinidae or sting rays. This will sting your enemies and make them go a way!