Cell for Sale
Shannon Brydges
So Head On Over The Local Nucleus Nook To Get Your Cell Parts For A Fraction of The Price You Would Pay at The Mall
Nucleus News
Have you heard the new the Nucleus is the Bomb! It is the central membrane-bound organelle that manages and controls all cellular functions. This is the meat and potatoes. Everyone is going to want one of these babies.
Nucleolus
The Nucleolus makes ribosomes.
Cell Membrane
The Cell Membrane (also known as the plasma membrane) separates the interior of all cells from the outside environment. Everyone needs a good coat to protect you from the elements. So shop around and pick out a nice one, they come in lot of stylish colors.
Cell Wall
This is a rigid structure located outside the cell membrane that provide additional support and protection. It allows some substances into the cell and keeps others out. So the cell wall is the protection you need and support you deserve. Without it you would just be a big blob.
Cytoplasm
Cytoplas is the clear, gelatine like fluid inside a plant or animal cell. It was called protoplasm. So if you like Jello you will love cytoplasm. You know what they say "There Is Always Room for Jello". Pick up a box or two today and Enjoy!
Mitochondria
This the the Powerhouse of the Cell. Membrane-bound organelles in plant and animal cells that transform energy for the cell. It is the digestive system that breaks down nutrients and powers the cell. So these are like a big glass of orange juice in the morning. It gives you the boost you need to start your day. Mitochondria, it is not just for breakfast anymore!
GOLGI APPARATUS
Goldi is shaped like pancakes. The membrane has two layers. It is the organelle that builds lysosomes. Now who does not like pancakes. I like Aunt Jemima complete myself. Just put in the water and there you have it. You can even add some chocolate chips or blueberries to make them taste awesome.
Smooth ER
Smooth ER is the storage cabinet for the Cell. It store steriods and ions in a solution that the cell may need. These will "PUMP YOU UP". Look sharp and fit get some Smooth ER quick.
ROUGH ER
The ER functions as a packaging system. The ER works with the Golgi apparatus, ribosomes, RNA, mRNA, and tRNA. It creates a network of membranes thru the cell. The most important thing you need for communication is a good, solid network. Without an awesome network you can not communicate with the outside world.
RIBOSOMES
Ribosomes are the protein builders of the cell. They are found all over the cell. They make protein to be used inside and outside of the cell. You can not build a good cell without some good bricks. These are the bricks of the cell. Without them you would just have a old dilapidated house.
VACUOLE
Vacuoles are storage bubbles found in the cell. They can store food or nutriets a cell may need to survive. The can also store waste. Pretty smart little bubbles. It is like having a bunch of little pockets to keep your hidden treasures. Vacuoles are versitile too since they can store your food and your waste.
CHLOROPLAST
Chloroplasts are the food producers of the cell. They create sugars, and the byproduct of that process is the oxygen that we breathe. The purpose of the chloroplast is to make sugars and starches.