A Materialistic Proposal
By Apurva Bachal and Liat Even
Virtual High: the greatest creation since the Ipad.
How Much Do Students Love High School?
-Students (the indolent, diligent, nonchalant, and those who find school boring)
Now, with the new Virtual High video game, students and teachers do not have to attend school! They can walk around a virtual school, killing disliked teachers or classmates without repercussions and cheating their way to success.
This is a win-win situation for the school. Students grades will go up and so will the school's ranking. Plus, they can brag to other schools about their $2,000,000 watershed idea.
No More Boredom
What is more entertaining to a teenager than technology? Nothing. Now students will be excited to attend high school.
Love For Learning
By providing students with a more liberated atmosphere, they will become prepared for the real world. They will receive hands-on experience by pressing buttons that will provide real learning experience. The students will adore this type of teaching because it does not require work at all. Teachers will still assign homework and tests that kids take home with access to a surplus of resources.
No need for a Facility
School districts will no longer need expensive facilities to house children. Virtual teachers will do all of the facilitating. Unless they get killed by one of their students.