Come to Prestonia!
A Land of Freedom
Our country lets everyone do whatever they want!
There are no laws here! It's great! If you want something, just take it! It's yours. In fact, it can all be yours here in Prestonia! If you don't want to work, don't. It's like a dream come true. There are no consequences for anything! Be lazy. Enjoy life. Don't aspire to do anything. Life's good here.