OPENING DAY IS FUCKING HERE WOOOOO
Happy Opening Day!
LETS TAKE SOME SHAWTZZZ
Just because you're all my speshul little tr0llz I have whipped up a little Bonerland Delite for your afternoon of fantasy fapping:
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the first annual Baseball Bonerland Opening Day Drinking Game!
OPENING DAY DRINKING GAME RULES:
Take A Shot When:
Finish Your Beer When:
- Your team has each subsequent home run
- Your starting pitcher gives up his first run
- Your starting pitcher strikes out the side
- You get your first stolen bag of the season
Give A Drink For:
- Each strikeout after 6 for your pitchers
- For Each Save Earned
- Every Stolen Base After the First
Feel Free To Add Them Via Email Chain
Snapchat poop of the day
Does anybody else see what looks like a gorilla looking out of a periscope, or is that just me wishing it was there?
I give this poop three logs out of five. Something to be proud of but also, you can do better. I am sure, however, that this felt amazing to pass for all five seconds it took to drop it off at the pool.