Buy the Micro-Matic
It's the best microwave in the world
The Micro-Matic is the best microwave in town!
Buy this big, weird microwave for the best price we are throwing, $100, that sure is a lot of cash.
The Micro-Matic includes
Hot and Cold engines
Even though this runs on hamsters, The Micro-Matic uses the power to operate the radiation and cyro tanks.
The Color Blue
Everyone loves the color blue as much they love red, so blue is going to be the color of the Micro-Matic.
Where it is made
This was made in America, we don't have enough money to go anywhere else, so the Micro-Matic will only be available in America, probably only in New Jersey.
CALL NOW!!!!!
111-222-3344
123 Lame Street NJ