Alkali Metals Fight Back
Francium and it's army is on the loose.
These metals are very small and you can't see them. You can hear them though they make a noise like this: KA-KA-KOO-KA. They are causing mass destruction. Everthing is burning down to the ground. They might end the...... Wait I hear them. I just heard the KA-KA-KOO-KA. They are at my feet. THEY ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
This is now the Alkali metal leader and his minions typing. We just are holding this world prisoners until you agree not to kill our brothers and make them into things. If you don't agree to that then we will have to kill everyone.