Love Advice from the Love Master

Mcthilda Dao

Dear Love Master

Dear Love Master, I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I am still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me... He thinks I am the most annoying person ever. He has a huge place in my heart but I don't have a place in his. He is always trying to avoid me. Should I move on and find another guy or keep chasing him until he loves me? Sincerely, A Hopeless but Hoping Atenian lover

Brilliant advice to a hopeless Atenian lover

Help from the Master

Dear hopeless lover, I feel your pain! I went through a similar problem a few years before. Don't give up hope. You'll never know what happens in the future. Find another man to make your true love jealous. He will be infuriated that he doesn't have another woman chasing him around anymore. But, problem is your other man might love you and you'll have all sorts of love problems!

Kidnap your true love and lock him in a tower like Rapunzel! If he is spending all his time with you, he'll get to know you better and he will love you. But the cons are: he could escape one day and murder you, he could run away and you will never see him again, and the worst of all, he could kill himself.

Well that's my advice to you! I will you the best of luck. Keep hoping! You will find a good guy even if it is not your true love. There are plenty of fish in the sea!

Sincerely, the Love Master.