Please turn yourself IN!

You Are Being Charged With "Self-Assault":

(1) The punishment for a deconditioned violation of this section is—

(A) a fine under this title

(i) if the assault consists of a simple deconditioning;

(ii) if the assault involved improper physical ingestion of nutrition or the intent to influence;

(iii) if the assault resulted in body deconstruction (weight gain, clothes fit differently etc.), a minimum term of 3 months at 1 More Set will be served

You Have the Right to Remain FIT!

If you are guilty of any of the previous violations, please turn yourself in by clicking on the "I Give UP!!" button and fill out the required information. After we receive this information you will be scheduled a date to come in before the "Trainer" to discuss these violations.