Please turn yourself IN!
You Are Being Charged With "Self-Assault":
(A) a fine under this title
(i) if the assault consists of a simple deconditioning;
(ii) if the assault involved improper physical ingestion of nutrition or the intent to influence;
(iii) if the assault resulted in body deconstruction (weight gain, clothes fit differently etc.), a minimum term of 3 months at 1 More Set will be served