A Guide to Burying

By Verania Andrade

Step One: What is Bunburying?

Have you ever wanted to get away from your annoying wife? Have you ever wanted to just have a second life? Well, now you can! Bunburying is something a character from the play The Importance of Being Earnest made up (named after an imaginary friend, Mr. Bunbury) as an excuse to go out.

Step Two: List of steps to become a bunburyist

  1. Create bunbury
  2. Create a new identity
  3. Choose 2 separate locations (CHOOSE WISELY)
  4. Make new friends
  5. Make new identity known through friends
  6. Make an organiser
  7. Make a checklist

Things to consider

Your Wife

  • your wife may be someone who is very suspicious.
  • your wife may be a stalker
  • your wife may hire someone to follow or investigate you

Your Friends

  • Nosy neighbor
  • Nosy co-worker

Family

  • Mother recognize you
  • Relatives call you out

WARNING!

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