A Guide to Burying
By Verania Andrade
Step One: What is Bunburying?
Have you ever wanted to get away from your annoying wife? Have you ever wanted to just have a second life? Well, now you can! Bunburying is something a character from the play The Importance of Being Earnest made up (named after an imaginary friend, Mr. Bunbury) as an excuse to go out.
Step Two: List of steps to become a bunburyist
- Create bunbury
- Create a new identity
- Choose 2 separate locations (CHOOSE WISELY)
- Make new friends
- Make new identity known through friends
- Make an organiser
- Make a checklist
Preparation
- Create a bunbury
- Choose a location
Starting
- Make new friends
- Make your name known
Routine Preparation
- Create a calender
- Make an organizer
- Make a checklist
Things to consider
Your Wife
- your wife may be someone who is very suspicious.
- your wife may be a stalker
- your wife may hire someone to follow or investigate you
WARNING!
*results may very