by Chuck Palahniuk
Who is Tender Branson?
Words of Wisdom from Tender Branson
"You have a choice. Live or die.
Every breath is a choice.
Every minute is a choice.
Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.”
“The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage.”
“The joke is, we all have the same punchline.”
Cast of Characters
Last survivor of the Creedish Church
Reluctant friend of Tender and professional surrogate mother
The unnamed man behind Tender's sudden fame.