How To Bunbury

The Ultimate Fool's Guide For Acting Like A Fool

Lying Is Not Bad! Its An Art!

Have you ever wanted to over-complicate your life? If so, I have the perfect solution for you! It consists of lying to others about everything. The lies can range from saying that your favorite thing to eat is salad or that you actually did work out during the summer, its just that you are growing a natural coat of fat for winter or even that your middle name is Lexicon... *cough cough*

If you are interested in any of the above - or if you are just simply looking for something new to "try" even though you know that you really won't do it - just keep your eyes glued to this site while slowly scrolling downwards to learn about "bunburying."

Golden Rule

The first thing you need to know about bunburying is that you must NEVER let these worlds collide! For all you know you could end up dying in Paris because of a severe cold.


There are many precautions you have to take while bunburying around town. Here are some things you could do if you get into trouble.


If you accidentally forget to take off your bunburyist disguise, and someone sees you.


Play it off as if it were a joke, run away and pretend to be someone else entirely, or try to get away with murder.


You mix up your schedule and end up going to the event as yourself.


Pretend to be a waiter/servant, find a random piece of clothing such as a hijab and act like you changed religion, or simply just get the *bleep* out. Run, Forest, RUN!


The person you are trying to be already exists and is currently around you.


Pretend to be long lost brothers, pretend to be an overly adoring fan, or just take down your disguise and admit to being unhappy about yourself then go cry on the phone with your mother on the other line about your "terrible life." Haha! Yeah that last one won't ever happen after all the hard work you put into being someone else. Just too much effort would be gone with the wind

Examples of Bunburyists


Now you know the basics of bunburying! Have fun and don't get caught, and if you do get caught... then just deal with it.
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