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If you are interested in any of the above - or if you are just simply looking for something new to "try" even though you know that you really won't do it - just keep your eyes glued to this site while slowly scrolling downwards to learn about "bunburying."
#1 Split In Two
#2 Plan Plan Plan
3# Ninja of the Night
Golden Rule
DANGER! DANGER!
Situation
If you accidentally forget to take off your bunburyist disguise, and someone sees you.
Solutions
Play it off as if it were a joke, run away and pretend to be someone else entirely, or try to get away with murder.
Situation
You mix up your schedule and end up going to the event as yourself.
Solutions
Pretend to be a waiter/servant, find a random piece of clothing such as a hijab and act like you changed religion, or simply just get the *bleep* out. Run, Forest, RUN!
Situation
The person you are trying to be already exists and is currently around you.
Solutions
Pretend to be long lost brothers, pretend to be an overly adoring fan, or just take down your disguise and admit to being unhappy about yourself then go cry on the phone with your mother on the other line about your "terrible life." Haha! Yeah that last one won't ever happen after all the hard work you put into being someone else. Just too much effort would be gone with the wind
Examples of Bunburyists
The original creator of the word bunburying - all hail your master.
(right) John
"One of the most advanced bunburyists" and Algernon's brother.