The Two Farms
If you come to my barn you will be treated with respect and be fed everyday and be rewarded for your work around the farm.
the 7 comandments
each animal will fallow these rules, these rules will insure you are an animal.
We have the latest technology on our farm, electricity.
tons of food
and for all of your hard work you will receive a huge ration of food no tricks.
Guaranteed to be a time fulfilling day
Now many of you have asked questions of why you shouldn't join Mr. Jones farm. Well my brothers this is why he is a tyrant and does no good for the farm. He doesn't even produce any food he only consumes. He only boses you around and treats you like dirt. He treats himself like a king while you sit in the dust like a peasant/slave.