Get Mystery Block Bubblegum TODAY!
The Nintendo mascot's gum that has millions buzzing about it
Monday, June 8th, 11-11:15am
This is an online event.
*This is fake, obviously, because Mario only exists in video games.*
Lots of different flavors, including...
Flavored with only the finest ingredients.
Gum with everyone's favorite fruit.
Put your tastebuds up to the ultimate test!
And Tons More!
Better than other gums!
In a test, Mario's mystery block gum lasted up to twice as long as many other brands such as double bubble, so join the millions of Mario fans today, and get the gum that 99/100 fans recommend.
Order Today! Only .99 cents!
(Does not cover shipping and handling) - Brings you to our google docs document.
Order 50 today and get a goomba plushie!
Order 100 throughout the week to get Petey Piranha merch!
Order 500 throughout the month and get exclusive enemy merchandise.
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*Note, we are not responsible for any injures caused by Mario's Mystery Block Gum*