Holden Caulfield's FakeBook Profile
By Joseph Bruno, Class 601
Intro
Home: New York City, New York
Previous home: Pencey Prep Highschool in Pennsylvania
Occupation: Previous manager of the Pencey Prep fencing team
Likes: My sister, smoking, a good book
Dislikes: School, saying goodbye, cliques, phonies
Status
Update:
I just visited my sister, Phoebe, at our house. I made sure not to make any noise because I didn't want to wake up my parents, if they were even there. I really like Phoebe, and she seemed excited to see me.
A statement that I said:
What I mean by this, is that I don't like being held down by what people tell me to do or what is expected of me. I like to simply live in the moment. Whatever ends up happening happens, and that's just how you have to live. I don't like questions like this, because there's no correct answer. Major events that happen in life can sometimes be unexpected, and I have no way of knowing what the future holds for me.
People who know Holden Caulfield:
Ward Stradlater
I just went on a date with a girl. Naturally, she was into me, because I am simply irresistible. I had Holden Caulfield do a report for me for Pencey Prep while I was out.
Update:
That jerk! Holden completely messed up the school project, and then he got into a fight with me!
Robert Ackley
Holden Caulfield just stayed at my room for a little bit. He said it was something about a fight he got into with Ward Stradlater. He seems a bit annoyed, and he's really getting on my nerves.
Phoebe Weatherfield Caulfield
Thoughts:
My brother, Holden, has just come to visit me! He says he got kicked out of his school, and I'm sure that Mom is going to be mad. But anyway, there's so much I had to talk to him about, like school and the play I'm doing and the stories I've written and a lot of other things, too.