Warhorse Condoms
PROTECT YOUR PONY!!
Advantages of our Condoms
There is almost no way you’ll get pregnant while wearing a Warhorse Condom! NO WAY!!!
Reduces risk for STIs!
- Worried about it breaking? Our condoms will almost always stay intact.
- How effective are our condoms? Our condoms have an 86% success rate in typical use!
Disadvantages of our Condoms
Are you allergic to latex? That may be a disadvantage, but it shouldn’t phase you! Instead, wear a Warhorse Condom Lammskinn.
It may not be as pleasureful as not wearing our condoms.
If you allergic to latex, you have a chance of getting a severe allergic reaction.
HPV is still possible to contract even if you do wear our condoms.
How do you use our condoms?
Put it on your head!
Roll it down to the base!
Have a grand old time!
Take it off before the sperm leaks out or the erection ends!
Throw it out! DON’T FLUSH IT!
- Boom! Done!
Where and how can you buy our condoms?
- You can buy our condoms at any general store
- They come in packs of 6 or 7
- Our condoms cost from about 50 cents to a dollar