SCIENCE PUNS
The Funniest Stuff You'll Ever See
ATOM
Never trust an atom they make up everything!
Atom- a small particle that makes up most matter.
MATTER
Matter can be neither destroyed, created, or returned without a receipt!
Matter- anything that takes up space.
NUCLEUS
How sure was the nucleus that he lost an electron? He was positive!
Nucleus- The center of an atom.
ELECTRONS
Maybe my jokes need more electrons in them to get the crowd charged up!
Electrons- A negatively charged atom.
PROTONS
Protons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
Protons- Positively charged atoms.