SCIENCE PUNS

The Funniest Stuff You'll Ever See

ATOM

Never trust an atom they make up everything!


Atom- a small particle that makes up most matter.


MATTER

Matter can be neither destroyed, created, or returned without a receipt!


Matter- anything that takes up space.

NUCLEUS

How sure was the nucleus that he lost an electron? He was positive!


Nucleus- The center of an atom.

ELECTRONS

Maybe my jokes need more electrons in them to get the crowd charged up!


Electrons- A negatively charged atom.

PROTONS

Protons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!


Protons- Positively charged atoms.