I am PAWsitive you are the one
I am Positive you are the one
As I find myself aging by the day, with my number of wrinkles increasing exponentially, if that's even possible, I would like to find someone with whom to settle down. I have such a strong, healthy relationship with other two legged creatures (i.e. the mailman), that I am pawsitive I will have an equally strong bond with the perfect, two legged bird. I really think we will complement each other. On our first date, you can even help me with one of my dreams. I really want an apple from the tree, but sadly have had minimal success reaching it. Thankfully, my future spouse has wings and can reward me with that sweet, succulent, juicy apple. You see, we are already helping each other out! Can't wait to meet you in the future.