Fueling the Nation
A few weeks ago Alex took Lena to the Crypts in hopes to find her mother. They were disguised like a scarred straight type deal and it worked surprisingly well. It was a dark, stinky, and moldy place that no one should go in let alone live in. It was smooth sailing until they came to a large door. Upon entering they found an unpleasant looking guard standing before them. He was also stubborn but Alex convinced him to let them through. The hallway beyond the door was twice as worse as the place they were in before. There was minimal lighting and there was mold everywhere. One of the cells they found was very abnormal, on every surface of the walls the word "LOVE" was written and there was a tunnel that led right out of the place. Lena knew in an instant that it was her mother who had done this.
Daily Bargain Buy
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