Breaking Alkali News!

The invaders from inside the Earth!

The alkali metals are being taken from the ground and being put into our homes, our bodies, and our brains! Wait, what? You don't know what Alkali Metals are? Alkali metals are a menace society. They are everywhere! From the Potassium in our bananas to the Lithium in our batteries! They provide vitamins and death at the same time! They are allergic to H-double-O, so use that weakness to defeat their puny ranks and help take back our planet! Only ou can prevent the destruction of our planet!