To Serve Americans
It's a cookbook
Ingredients
2. Bill of Rights Sauce
3.
Recipe
Step 2: Put the egg whites in a bowl and let sit for 20 minutes, far away from it's nagging, overbearing Dame Van Yolkle.
Step 3: Clean the government plant, be extremely careful with this step, communist bugs are known to get into government plants, and you don't want that.
Step 4: Mix a pinch of the government spice with the egg whites. Don't use to much! You don't want the government spice to overpower the egg whites.
Step 5: Mix the egg whites and the government plants with a large amount of bill of rights sauce, the amendments need to cover everything, there will be no exceptions.
Step 6: Get some extra-long freedom noodles. Boil it in a a pot of the blood, sweat, and tears of brave revolutionary soldiers. Try to get the freedom noodles al dente.
Step 7: Serve with a smile and a bon appetite! :)