Phyllis Gilroy (surprise) Birthday
- Guess Who's 90?-
Event Information
90th Birthday Party - Don't Tell Her, Ok?
Jack and Sharon Woodhams
989-224-8158
When?
Sunday, Jul 10, 2022, 01:00 PM
Where?
1051 E Avery Rd, St Johns, MI, United States
What Should You Bring?
- Dish to pass
- Sunscreen
- Fishing gear
- Card for Grandma!
Small Print Party Disclaimers
Small print disclaimers: Caution: Do not read this invitation while operating a motor vehicle, watercraft, or aircraft. Grandma's party may cause drowsiness, nausea, dizziness, or blurred vision. Add ice for cold drinks. Fun guaranteed 100%. This event disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, alcohol abuse, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized use, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, removal of tag from sofa, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom, crash, misinformed tarot card readings, ship sinking or taking on water (including but not limited to in the bathtub), motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, paintball, mini tacos, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. Piracy is not permitted unless participant is wearing pirate gear, in which case it is encouraged. Please remain seated until the party has come to a complete stop. Discontinue use if rash develops. Failure to catch fish voids your warranty. Failure to smile in pictures may result in crappy pictures. By continuing to read this invitation you agree to the terms and conditions of use. Do not attempt to put on non-organic sunscreen. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution, or any action taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, is prohibited and may be unlawful. No shirt, no shoes, no problem. Individual results may vary. Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Live, except on West Coast. Political campaigning is expressly lame unless it's for Pedro. Party and interwoven surprises may be too intense for some viewers. LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this party invitation!
Location: 1051 E Avery Rd, St. Johns MI 48879
Phone: 989-224-8158