I Am Zaphod Beeblebrox

by Jordan Edwards

I am Zaphod Beeblebrox from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
I am a main character in a "trilogy" of five books.
I am President of the Galaxy.
I am responsible for attracting enough attention so that people won't worry about who's actually in charge.

I a two-headed, three-armed alien from Betelguese.
I am insanely self-centered, but still likable.
I am clever.
I am imaginative.
I am irresponsible.
I am untrustworthy.
I am an extrovert.
I am these things according to screening tests I ran on myself.

I am a spaceship thief.
I am a schemer who doesn't remember what the scheme was.
I am Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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