Selling Mutant Robot Dolphins

Buy 2 for $2999.99

Haven't you ever wanted a mutant robot dolphin?

Have you ever wanted to go swimming, only to find that you can't swim because you are being attacked by robots, and there is a nuclear spill in your area? WELL NO MORE! Just buy a MRD to fulfill your life dream of going swimming anywhere you want (except water, because well, you know, robots and circuitry, well heh heh...).
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Now available: 2 for 39.99, you waited too long to snag the sale!

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