Selling Mutant Robot Dolphins
Buy 2 for $2999.99
Haven't you ever wanted a mutant robot dolphin?
Have you ever wanted to go swimming, only to find that you can't swim because you are being attacked by robots, and there is a nuclear spill in your area? WELL NO MORE! Just buy a MRD to fulfill your life dream of going swimming anywhere you want (except water, because well, you know, robots and circuitry, well heh heh...).