50 Years of Dana

Our mom is quite unique

And when you hear her speak

She says "koo-aw-fee" like she should

Today is her birthday

And we've all heard them say

She makes 50 look so good

That’s cool but if her friends ask what she wants we’re gonna say


She wants no part of airplanes

High floors are insane

Just give her a beach, a drink and some hot sand

Help her help her she needs one more Mai tai

She wants a boat on the water

Has three gorgeous daughters

She returned everything Bob ever bought her

Help her, help her, she’s wanting to try

To have her kids nearby


She makes Bob feel like king

John won't pay her a thing

Her three sons are who she adores

She loves her slot machines

But hates robot machines

Oh no Ella ran out the door

That’s cool but if her friends ask what she wants we’re gonna say


She wants no part of airplanes

High floors are insane

Just give her a beach, a drink and some hot sand

Help her help her she needs one more Mai tai

She wants a boat on the water

Has three gorgeous daughters

She returned everything Bob ever bought her

Help her, help her, she’s wanting to try

To have her kids nearby


She'll take you out to lunch, NO GUAC FOR YOU.

Early Zumba class she invites you to.

NOOOO! I don't want to.

That's cool, but if her friends asks what she wants we're gonna say

That's cool, but if her friends ask what she wants we're gonna say


She wants espresso martinis

Rebuilds Lamborghinis

Diamante azule ain't cheapy cheapy

Help her! Help her! The Kurig is out of supplies

Give her a glass of sangria

More when around Tina

Been through more beach homes than Hurricane Katrina

Help her! Help her! She can't make up her mind

Til another 50 years go by